Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Ports & the UAE

The latest big news is the UAE buying up the six major ports in the US...so I was watching Letterman and here's what he said:

Letting the UAE buying our ports is like
Having Courtney Love keeping an eye on the medicine cabinet.
Letting Britney Spears carpooling your kids.
Asking Kirstie Alley guarding the buffet line.

For those who didn't get the jokes, Love has been arrested a few times for drug use, Spears was caught for driving w/ her toddler sitting in her lap, and Alley has just let herself eat whatever she wants.

1 Comments:

At 3/17/2006 3:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The opposition to the ports deal comes from people who have no idea what the deal actually is or how ports operate. It's no different than allowing British Airways to continue flying into US airports if they were purchased by a UAE company.

 

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